Dick in the Water

Someone that is very "Mainstream" or a "Hipster".

Person1: Dude, check my new shirt, it's illin'.
Person2: Shut up you're just another Dick in the Water

by Kadicta November 22, 2011

dick-mate

in any type of game needing more then one player. a team-mate who will directly or indirectly affect the game's out come for the worse.

man 1: ugghh man i really got shot by a lot of those paintballs. thanks a lot dick-mate.

Dick-mate: ohh sorry i totally forgot about you out there, i was off doing my own thing.... whoops

by not a dick-mate October 17, 2011

Dick-Balling

When you are procrastinating a task at work and do something else non-work related.

Boss: "Hey, stop Dick-Balling about and get them products added onto the website!"

Lazy Employee: "Sorry Sir, I will get back to work ASAP."

by Best WWO Employee October 9, 2023

Dick Kryptonite

To be in the vicinity or of sight of something that makes dick become powerless and limp. Superman loses all his powers near Kryptonite. His body and strength goes limp around it. Like superman, a dick in proximity or sight of dick kryptonite becomes powerless and weak.

Those girls have loads of dick kryptonite around their bellies, thighs and ass.

by A1bimmer May 11, 2023

Dick Panda

The smeared makeup look after giving a very intense blowjob that resembles a panda, or raccoon “trash panda”.

Tiffany sucked Brian’s dick with so much enthusiasm this morning it left her looking like a smiling dick panda.

by Brian LS August 4, 2023

Sweating Dick

Sweating Dick means extremely hot

Damn it's 117°F degrees outside, I'm sweating Dick

by Hoodlum E August 6, 2023

Dick tating

When someone wants to be a control trip asshole and is a dick... or cunt and does things to manipulatively control everything you do ... usually done by using therapeutic verbiage and ways as if you are in a rehab setting

I was trying to live my own life and this bitch was Dick tating to me how to live my life.

by Bettiex page October 17, 2019