mugging for attention

Cuddling up to another in an attempt to sway their attention, usually while the other party is occupied or reluctant to respond. Inconsideratly making demands on another person's time.

My girlfriend/pet/kid is mugging for attention - bbl.

Jake can't get anything done because his (subject) is mugging him for attention every five minutes.

mugging for attention by tennfotographer December 1, 2006

Call of Attrition 

When a mobile phone call drops out, the ensuing attempts to call each other back on both sides results in endless straight-to-voicemail calls, engaged signals, more dropouts... it's just useless.

Adapted from the term "war of attrition", in which both forces wear each other down over a long period of time, resulting in little success for either.

Nick just dropped out; I'm trying to get ahold of him for the fourth time, but it's just a call of attrition at the moment.

Call of Attrition by Wahooski November 18, 2010

Torpedo Sneak Attack 

When a man is having sex with a woman from behind then stops and puts it in her ass for one brief moment then stops and goes back to what he was originally doing acting like it never happened

Guy1: Why is Jill crying? Guy2: her boyfriend pulled te torpedo sneak attack Guy1: What a dick

Torpedo Sneak Attack by CaptainKelly304 December 13, 2010

Pulling the Stairs down from the Attic 

A gay man's expression for a woman friend removing a dirty tampon from her vagina.

Your mom called me and said "I am pulling the stairs down from the attic". I responded "please, honey you ain't pulling that shit on me!".

Pulling the Stairs down from the Attic by laughinATCHA January 14, 2010

Gay panic attack 

An overwhelming sensation of feelings for fictional character of the same sex to the point of anxiety and panic ensues

Friend: Dude what were doing

You: I had a gay panic attack over *insert character*

Gay panic attack by Kim Kam January 19, 2019

Attack of the 50' Hooker 

(N.) Best softcore porno ever! (1994 @opyright) Stars "Leena" as the gentle Hooker.

Leena's back in a very BIG way in "Attack of the 50 foot Hooker." Only on Pinnacle Video.

Attack of the 50' Hooker by Unknown June 11, 2006

Attack of the Show 

G4's flagship show. It used to be cool and about technology, but it sucks ass now and is about dumb shit like "In Your Pants" (A.k.a. "Terrible sex advice") and "ATN After Hours", where they feature a model in a bikini that they supposedly can't show during primetime.

Kevin Rose & Sarah Lane are way better than Olivia Munn. Attack of the Show sucks ass ever since they left.

Attack of the Show by John Shmithers August 5, 2008