your mum's tits

Used when decsribing another's mother's mammary glands. Or cancers thereof. It is what it is. Briem.

A: You dropped your keys down the toilet.
B: your mum's tits.

A: Fuck it's cold out today.
B: Your mum's tits.
A: Who cares about my mum's tits? I'm just saying it's cold.
B: Your mum's tits are cold.

A: Your mum's tits.
B: Your mum's tits ... 's nipples.
A: Your mum's tits ... 's nipples. ... 's cancer.

by Donoxian MacGuigan November 11, 2007

Jack Your Johnson

Check out my personal fav. masturbation

"Wow Sheequa ur pretty hot."
Shaneequa: "Well Letrell, maybe you should go home and Jack Your Johnson."

by Billy Webbs May 8, 2008

not even with your dick

basically the phrase "not even with your dick" is used to stress how completely skanky, disgusting, or generally unattractive a woman is.

Guy 1 "Hey would you screw that dike

Lyndsey Lohan was dating?"

Guy 2 "Hell no... Not even with your dick. That bitch is downright fugly!"

by 1gunfighter1 May 21, 2009

How's your meat?

Question used to quickly change the subject of a conversation or to severely disturb the person who you are talking to. Note: Meat may or may not refer to cock, depending on how the disturbed person interprets the question.

(1) Michael: "So, where'd you go for dinner yesterday night?"
Me: "So... how's your meat?"

(2) Me: "So... how's your meat?"
Michelle: "You freak! (How'd he know my secret?!)"

by k.nin3 August 31, 2006

dropped your dot

when one has their period and leakage happens.

boy: "oi Kelly, you dropped your dot"
kelly looks down at the floor while the boy runs away and laughs.

by April&nadine July 3, 2006

kiss your elbow

There is an old saying that if you kiss your elbow, you change genders.

Kiss your elbow and become a girl.

by Strappy Ninto Mype January 6, 2008

upside your head

Pimp slaping someone... The "up side" of your hand or back-hand is used instead of the palm. Commonly used when pimping women and they get out of line.

Pimp: Baby u owe me $500.

Pro: uhuh papa it is only $300...

Pimp: Dont make me upside your head!

by FistyCuffs October 2, 2006