(noun)
A slang term for a woman’s vagina that smells unusually pungent, musty, or sweaty after a long day of shopping — especially after walking through malls, trying on clothes, and skipping deodorant down there. Often associated with a mix of sweat, stale fabric, and department store fatigue.
Think: heat, friction, and zero ventilation.
A slang term for a woman’s vagina that smells unusually pungent, musty, or sweaty after a long day of shopping — especially after walking through malls, trying on clothes, and skipping deodorant down there. Often associated with a mix of sweat, stale fabric, and department store fatigue.
Think: heat, friction, and zero ventilation.
“Bro, I went down on her after she got back from the outlet mall. Straight up got hit with that shopper’s box.”
“She looked hot, but when the leggings came off… whew. Macy’s clearance rack had more air flow than that shopper’s box.”
“She looked hot, but when the leggings came off… whew. Macy’s clearance rack had more air flow than that shopper’s box.”
by MafiaFrogg June 25, 2025
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by Box hole February 24, 2022
Get the Boxes mug.by DellortSucram March 1, 2024
Get the Chocolate Milk Box mug.A box filled with clothes you no longer want, usually in a college dorm setting, that others can take from freely.
Person 1: Where did you get that sweater?
Person 2: I grabbed it from the karma box at a party last week!
Person 1: Wow, I can't believe they got rid of something so cute!
Person 2: I grabbed it from the karma box at a party last week!
Person 1: Wow, I can't believe they got rid of something so cute!
by Stacy's Mama October 1, 2018
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Sug. Baby: “After those new (insert expensive product) are delivered, I’ll be out of the box”
Bartholomew of the Eleventh House of Durbenshire Upon Avon: “Here’s your water, my friend.”
Bob: ::chugs water:: ::breathes heavily:: ::breathes heavily again:: :: and again:: “Oh my god. Thank you, Durby- running 6,000 miles can really wear a person out.. but this refreshment put me right back out of the box. I’m going to kiss you now.”
Durby: “... wait, what?..”
Durby: “.. Do it.”
Sug. Baby: “After those new (insert expensive product) are delivered, I’ll be out of the box”
Bartholomew of the Eleventh House of Durbenshire Upon Avon: “Here’s your water, my friend.”
Bob: ::chugs water:: ::breathes heavily:: ::breathes heavily again:: :: and again:: “Oh my god. Thank you, Durby- running 6,000 miles can really wear a person out.. but this refreshment put me right back out of the box. I’m going to kiss you now.”
Durby: “... wait, what?..”
Durby: “.. Do it.”
by N.A.V.I. January 14, 2022
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guy 2 : how old were they
guy 1 : same age as us I don't sell to kids bro
guy 2 : he must have been retarded
guy 2 : how old were they
guy 1 : same age as us I don't sell to kids bro
guy 2 : he must have been retarded
by el chapos son August 10, 2018
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" I had consensual, unprotected sex with a woman from the club last week and now it hurts when I pee"
" Ooof madone! Unlucky boyo, looks like you've been stung by the Box Jellyfish"
" Ooof madone! Unlucky boyo, looks like you've been stung by the Box Jellyfish"
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