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Green Bay Kiss

When one dude passionately kisses another dude but denies it's gay.
"I'm not gay, it was just a Green Bay Kiss."
by StellaDog March 10, 2024
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Rembrandt's Kiss

When a bowel movement's wonderful clean pinch every so gently swipes your butt cheek, like a paint brushes arch from Rembrandt?
I thought I was having a good poop, but then the 'Rembrandt's Kiss, got me.
by Unreasonable_Man March 15, 2024
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Rembrandt's Kiss

While having a bowel movement and you achieve a wonderful clean pinch, but it every so gently swipes your butt cheek, like a paint brush's arch from Rembrandt?
I was having a great poop, until the Rembrandt's Kiss ruined the whole thing.
by Unreasonable_Man March 18, 2024
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The Sweetest Kiss of All

Eating a girl's Ass because you like her a lot
Justin says "I’m in love" so I go, "That’s great. Did you eat her ass?" He’s like, "No." I said,"So you don’t like her." And he was like, "No, I do." And I said, "No, you don’t." "If you did, you’d give her The Sweetest Kiss of All."

-Tom Segura
by OscarBeqa April 4, 2024
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Chef's kiss

When a rude or objectionable customer sends their plate of food back to the kitchen with an insult to the chef and/or kitchen staff whilst being rude to the waiter or waitress, and in response the chef Hawks up phlegm or even worse before it is returned to the customer. And I think that is the worst chefs kiss
The chef was angry and so insulted by the complaining customer that they returned the plate of food with a nasty chef's kiss to the unsuspecting customer
by Richard Wagner December 9, 2024
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BYE-BYE air kiss

When that guy says bye to your girl extra sensually, thinking she won't notice, but when he's called out, he says that he actually gave her an air kiss.
Oh it wasnt an actual kiss; it was a bye-bye air kiss
by Jacket21 December 29, 2024
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Viper's kiss

Similar to Poseidon's kiss except that you pissed in the water beforehand, so now the piss-infused water splashes up and touches your arse
"spent 20 minutes on the toilet yesterday and i got a Viper's kiss
by Al sha3er January 8, 2025
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