John

A fucking simp that falls over girls that live over 30 miles away. Usually people with this name are absolute homos and are kind of pp heads.

"Look it's a fucking simp john skadmore lol!!!!!"

by therealglizzygladiator October 14, 2020

John Clay

An idiot who is often called by his social peers a "Little Baby Man" and a "Mr. Mini Monkey Man with A Mr. Mini Monkey Man Mircopenis". He is very lazy and sleeps all the time. Sometimes he can be smart, but most of the time he's an idiot.

STFU John Clay.

by King of Salads October 16, 2020

John Macy

Street Term for someone who files false police reports

"The Only thing worse then a snitch

is a John Macy."
- The Masta Chief

by The #1 Pundit October 16, 2020

John

A spasticated rat.

I see a John over there.

by TheKing19981998 October 19, 2020

John Deans

A Sixth Form College; that is also safe haven for the academically average, dim witted wankers

Sound of Mind Person: oh so you go to john deans?

Wanker: Sir John Deans actually...

Sound of Mind Person: I can see you're as about as useful as a textbook

by Dr Pepper Gonna Kill Them All September 27, 2013

John Cunniffe

Spliff. i.e. a joint, blunt etc.

Woah! That's a good john cunniffe!

by micktherigger April 12, 2012

John Hutchinson

COMPLETE RACIST! And homosexual...

Stop being such a John Hutchinson!

by dacman555 January 1, 2012