by Lyricalbeast September 10, 2020

n. A vampire with an extreme God complex to the point of believing himself to be God.
n. One who uses others to make themselves feel more relevant; deceptive, manipulative person.
God-pires are usually drawn to weak minded, usually gullible and kind people.
n. One who uses others to make themselves feel more relevant; deceptive, manipulative person.
God-pires are usually drawn to weak minded, usually gullible and kind people.
The God-pire turned millions of people into vampires, making them his followers.
That guy was such a god-pire; all he did was use you.
That guy was such a god-pire; all he did was use you.
by Sheepii July 25, 2011

God is the ultimate deity who converted impossibilities of nothing into all possibilities of this world and everything associated with it.
"All praises to God!
by superboyzcoolz September 20, 2020

by Fidelcashflow15 June 17, 2018

The God of Sweets. Is one who lives off sweets. They have formed there body to accept sweets. They live and crave them. They will die if they don't have enough sweets thought. So they usually have a servant who brings them sweets on a daily baises.
by GeekyGal July 9, 2014

The creator of this earth he hates sin but loves us all, he is pure in everything, all he wants is to have a relationship with us he is gentle, kind, sweet, caring, always thinks of others, he is always with us, always wants the best for us and always makes you feel safe, he is the man who sent his only son Jesus to come and die on the cross for our sins as Jesus said in his last words it is finished which means our sins have been washed away no matter how many times we sin we still have an opportunity to repent (turn away from our sins) and we shall be able to enter his kingdom (heaven)
Read the Bible and get to know who God is.
Suggestion:start in the new testament which starts from Matthew
Read the Bible and get to know who God is.
Suggestion:start in the new testament which starts from Matthew
God creator
by anonymous November 21, 2021

A myth from the old ages of 9gag and the Dank-iverse, this divine being has enough dankness to turn every living organism into either Pepe, a banana, Doge, Da Boi, Sausage Girl, or my mom.
by Proxy November 15, 2016
