Chocolate box review

A review for service that's really advertising copy, paid for by the provider in time, money or extras. Usually slick and well written (like the descriptions of the contents of boxes of chocolate). Never mentions anything negative or the actual details of the service, like the price paid (if any) or the true relationship between reviewer and provider (may even be the same person).

Bill: Wow, sweet review of Sienna by TimTam.
Ted: Fool! It's a chocolate box review.

Nell: Love that review of you by SuckerBoy
Crystal: I know. I wrote it myself!
Nell: ? A chocolate box review?
Crystal: Yeah, baby. They so stupid.

by Anonymous Bosch II September 22, 2018

male box

A polite term for a penis.

I refused Tom's advances. Finally I had enough and kicked him in the male box.

by Mr. Can Man June 26, 2018

Male box

Groin area when a male transitions to female and has penis cut off.

Jimmy likes to fondle his male box now that his name is Janet.

by Impdog January 09, 2025

Male Box

The vagina of a trans man.

I like my boyfriend’s hairy male box! But I understand some people like a clean shave/wax!

by Bohemian Behemoth March 25, 2022

CHESS-BOX

Slang for when a person mixes together two dangerous activities to form one even more dangerous activities. For instance, drugs and humping.

Sarah's a freak - she wanted me to chess-box with her.

by dankmememanman June 24, 2019

box wagon

a REALLY old, rusty, smelly, squeeky, or lame car

dude is that your car?
yeah, what about it
haha, that thing is a box wagon!

by laubergecafe October 23, 2010

splooge-box

Not really a box, but its your testicles.

Oh man he used is splooge-box really efficiently.

by Demtane October 13, 2017