Ass Dialer

Someone who is a bumbler or a slacker. The term arose after an incident in which a number was inadvertantly dialed after the phone's owner had placed the phone in his back pocket.

Bob did nothing but wilf on his computer all day--he's such and ass dialer. (or) Jack tied his shoes together and then tried to walk home like the ass dialer that he is.

by Laura Crandall May 9, 2007

Fuck-Ass

Any mixed drink in which the person mixing adds too much vodka to the drink and makes it tast like shit.

Those screwdrivers were some fuck-ass.

by Taylor Nold July 12, 2007

Puss-ass

Someone with more than obvious fears.

"Dude, she is waiting for you to go over there and talk to her! Quit being such a Puss-ass."

by Branden Lee Miller November 6, 2007

ass dip

Putting a dip of snuff in your ass.

Dude, Raymond, you won't take an ass dip.

by KK16 July 6, 2008

subway ass

Fucking a homeless person in exchange for money (usually less than a dollar), drugs, or liquor.

I struck out at the bars so I just went down and got me some subway ass.

by drubug December 20, 2008

ass-in-nine

the rare, superlative idiot that constitutes the statistic ass within nine people.

A: Dude did you just hear that!
B: Such an ignorant comment.
A: Yeah, he's definitely the ass-in-nine.

by jammyjam55 December 24, 2008

hooptie-ass

(adj.) used to describe any common noun to describe a particularly inferior condition. anything broken or not in proper working order, or typically held together in substandard working order by any kind of cheap glue and/or duct tape.

"that is one hooptie-ass car."
"you're a f*ckin hooptie-ass bitch!"
"let's go get crunk at that hooptie-ass complex J-funk stays at."
"thou art unto thine hooptie-ass."

by Websta! October 16, 2008