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rock consciousness

A being (usually a human being) that has the amazing capability to consistently fail to understand any abstract concept, social cue, literary element, or hint within conversation. They seem to be so stupid that it prompts one to ask, “How did this person manage to get this far in life?”
Despite this, they carry on like anyone else would.
This customer had a rock consciousness. They complained that the food they were given didn’t look exactly like the picture on the menu.
by aevigata July 15, 2019
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Beef on the rocks

Beef (meat) with ice
by Jaygeisam8 July 19, 2019
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Rock

by Avocado And Caitie July 28, 2019
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Kick rocks

Is being Asked to leave in a unwelcomed way with no blessings. Also leaving on your own accord with a sour taste of where you are.

Mainly used by burners , campers , or out west where desert terrain exists. Now more common everywhere.
Tom was asked to kick rocks at the party.

I kicked rocks from that event. (Because it sucked)
by Edeos Vegas November 10, 2019
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Cock rocks

A game thats played with friends that involves sliding poprocks candy into the urethra of the players and then having a circle jerk. the first one to nut will feel immense pain once the cum reaches the rocks and sets them off. The Last to survive wins.
by Vladcyka November 29, 2019
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The Rocking Chair

When you have a boner and your push your dick downwards between your thighs, adding lots of lube, your rock back and forth until you finish.
"the rocking Chair" is my favourite way to masturbate... you have to be careful though or you will cum on your own ass.
by Lonely Bater December 1, 2019
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Rock Solid

A task or piece of work which is extremely hard.
'Hey bro have you done the math homework?'

'Nah man, I tried but it was rock solid'
by t-rectadactyl December 4, 2019
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