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Ur bro a hoe

Even worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, ur sister a mister, ur grandpap a trap, ur brother a mother, ur family tree lgbt, ur dog asexual, ur uncle bisexual, and pretty much everything in-between.
Jimmy- Ur mom gay
Brendan- Ur dad lesbian
Jimmy- Ur granny tranny
Brendan- Ur sister a mister
Jimmy- ur brother a mother
Brendan- ur family tree LGBT
Jimmy- ur uncle bisexual
Brendan-ur dog asexual
Jimmy- UR BRO A HOE
Brendan-(dies, no longer has a chance to go to heaven or hell, only to be a dark lonely soul that can wander this earth in agony, just wishing he could just disappear, when that will never happen, and Brendan will never be happy again.)
by ThatAussieCunt May 14, 2018
mugGet the Ur bro a hoemug.

Logan my bro

Logan really cool guy a little fluffy gives good advice Always there
Logan my bro he’s a really cool guy to hang with
by Nobodycares😒 November 22, 2019
mugGet the Logan my bromug.

bro

be right over.
aka the cooler version of brb
cook kid #1: Do you want to come over after lax practice with your girlfriend so we can drink natty light and I can fuck your girlfriend while you make me a sandwich?

cool kid #2: Yea we'll bro.
by The original cool kid October 18, 2010
mugGet the bromug.

Bro-Intercourse

Sexual behaviors between two straight bros that involve the insertion of fingers, a penis, a tongue or sex toys into the mouth, or anus of another a bro. Bro-Intercourse is 100% no homo and is a moment shared between two bros.
John and Tony had Bro-Intercourse twice last
week, no homo.
by BB4H2022 October 9, 2022
mugGet the Bro-Intercoursemug.

national bro day

national bro day is a day we’re you spend time with your bro it’s usually on the 30th of october. you have got to spend it with your bro (not your brother) your bestfriend boy or girl
yo bro guess what
what
it’s national bro day
by stevewonder78 October 28, 2019
mugGet the national bro daymug.

Slow-bro

To be retarded and slow, to hold down smb or just an evocation to the Pokémon "Slowbro"
1. Slowbro used Water Pulse!
2. -"I'm gonna break ya neck"
+"Slow-bro, u need to calm down and take a valeriana (o leke).
3. Cabeeeeeeza! TUUUU!
by denis3wallace3 April 29, 2017
mugGet the Slow-bromug.

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