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Ur Bro a Hoe

The absolute worst way to totally DESTROY someone in ANY given fight!
Tim: Ur mom gay!
Carl: Ur dad lesbian!
Tim: Ur granny tranny!
Carl: Ur sister is a mister!
Tim: Ur grandpap a trap!
Carl: Ur family tree LGBT!
Tim: Ur Bro a HOE!!

Carl gets disintegrated by ALIENS, THEN GOD FUCKING LEAVES THE SERVER!!!
by ComingAtYou May 16, 2018
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bro speed

The speed in which your good male friend or "Bro"jacks you off.
Hey before we start do you know my bro speed?.
by Joymooon November 30, 2021
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Mhux tad-dahk BRO

when someone says a joke and it is funny and the other person says "mhux tad-dahk BRO" claiming its funny without showing any glimpse of laughter although its a good joke.
Guy 1: Says joke while everybody laughs
Guy 2: (Doesnt laugh) Says"Mhux tad-dahk bro"
Akward Pause + 100 million aura
by BobbieTime November 26, 2024
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Bro toe

The act of having your dick lips bulging out of your pants, like a camel toe for men.
Billy: Dude look army new tight pants!

Friend: Eww, what the fuck is that it looks like you have a camel toe.

Billy: No, it's a bro toe man, sexy right?
by Mr. Bro Toe July 12, 2014
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super smash bros rizz

He wants to be an EDP and use his super smash bros rizz
by King of klowns November 20, 2023
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Bro

A reasonable sign that the straight guy you have a crush on is not into you like that.
Gay guy: says anything to get his attention
Hottie: “yeah bro.”
by Jjbone September 24, 2021
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polaris bro

:Ay what’s that

:Just polaris bro
by Penis Christ August 3, 2021
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