texas mud stick

When you take a raw steak wrap it around your junk and shove it right a girls ass

I gave sarah a Texas mud stick last night

by That blonde dick from entech February 10, 2014

crackin stick

Masturbating (male), but I guess it could also be female

I’ve been crackin stick since I was 12

by Spo March 11, 2022

Houdini Stick

Another word for penis

Angelina: My 3rd leg Craig is huge
Aiden: What's huge? Your Houdini Stick?

by cjho January 30, 2024

Irritating Stick

When a man's penis is itchy.

1: Damn, dude I got a Irritating Stick.
2: You can't just itch your cock in public, man.

by exoskeletal August 18, 2022

Breaking the Stick

1: (v.)- To break up a relationship; the breaking of a connection.
2: (v.)- To snap a twig.

1:

Ron: Yo, things have been seeming rough with Jack & Jill, how do you think they're doing?
Nate: Jack told me she's too clingy for him, he's trying to break the stick. He's gonna break up with her tonight.

2:
Ron is planning on jumping on the branch, he'll be breaking the stick.

by Nu Jerzy Devil May 3, 2010

Money Stick

A male organ, often below average in size, with the sole purpose of compelling its owner to submit financially to unobtainable women.

I sent him a picture to make his money stick hard so he would pay for my lunch.

by Mister Big Boy January 3, 2022

Drawing The Short Stick

A normal sized person 69ing with a midget.

Last night was pretty sweet. I was drawing the short stick and got to lick lick licking the mini kit kit kitty.

by sandiegophillykilla March 27, 2019