total shart party

synonomous with a clusterfuck, a totally messed up situation.

Well that meeting was a total shart party, we didn't accomplish anything.

by corporate america May 6, 2018

endzone dance party

A major dance party where only a select few are invited to attend

Hey man did you get invited to charles endzone dance party? It's about to be lit

by Mustycharles November 13, 2015

Accidental breakfast party

When your family all shows up at the same time to eat breakfast but somehow forgot to invite you, leaving you to feel hurt, confused and downright left out.

Grandma mentioned that she was making a breakfast casserole, however, I was unaware that everybody and their family would be attending the feast except for me. I guess they had an accidental breakfast party.

by ImTheBlondeOne December 25, 2018

Baltimore Piss Party

Multiple people standing in a circle peeing, common activity in Baltimore , MD

Person 1: -Yo dude the Baltimore Piss Party yesterday was lit 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Person 2: -Yeah

by XxGöstaBohmanGamingxX November 7, 2022

Scottish tea party

The act of placing the cold foot of one's wife betwixt the inner upper thigh of the husband and his sensitive and wholesome members.

A Scottish tea party is the act of placing the cold foot of one's wife betwixt the inner upper thigh of the husband and his sensitive and wholesome members to further the warming of the wife's foot. No other such foot shall ever be allowed for a given husband, once the Scottish Tea Party has been embarked upon, barring infidelity, will forever own completely both feet of said lady or whench, whatever she be. The lady will then be privileged to enjoy the company of a loving arrogant jackass who almost got in a fight the Corvallis KOA over questions of honor with some rednecks.

by Dr. G. March 25, 2019

beard release party

The celebration that occurs when the women who are pretending to be with the closeted gay men (in denial about beimg gay/homophobic) are able to leave their indentured servitude.

I recommend gold Lamay for decorations at the beard release party on August 5th 2017 #dawnsly #deepthoughts

by #uberdyke August 5, 2017

Petrol station party

A petrol station is one of the dirtiest types of parties. It involves all attendees inserting enemas followed by tubes into their anuses. These represent the hoses at a petrol station. When someone feels it coming they scream "PETROL" and swing their tube round in the air.

That was a wild petrol station party last night... I needed 5 showers afterwards!

by TheGameMan June 8, 2019