nut water

in regards to the 'water' that escapes the 'bottle' on a 'school bus'

no, dont bring anymore nut water to school eric!

by Nut water👅💦 November 16, 2018

mrs waters

sweet old lady who is lore athletic that you. She a runner she a track star. She has grandma energy. But can DECAPITATE YOU AND EAT U. She also luvs to dab kids up 🦶🦶🦶

peppa pig: “I just got candy from mes waters and it almost killed me 🙀🙀”
Daddy piggy” “welp good for u, ya should’ve known it’s from mrs waters DUHHH 🙀🙀🙀.”

by Urfavrat December 26, 2022

wank water

When you choose to masturbate in the bath.

Be careful not to ruin your bath with wank water.

by knobend1989 May 22, 2016

Water buffalo

A swollen vagina that is as hairy and wet as an American Water buffalo.

My dear husband gave me such a water buffalo on my last birthday that I couldn’t wear underpants for 4 days.

by Jdan Cutsem May 23, 2020

water

its wet like ur girls badussy

u "zaman she's wet"
me af "wet like water"

by Not nalina January 29, 2022

Water Headache

Having a major headache after taking a shower, a bath, swimming or being in water for a long time. The headache usually occurs within a few minutes.

Jim: Dude, why does my head hurt so much!

Bob: Werent you in the shower ten minutes ago?

Jim: Yeah, but wh-

Bob: You have a water headache.

Jim: Ohhhhh ouch!

by Igiko Pop September 28, 2011

The Michael Cera Water Hose

When you twist your balls like a faucet, then use your cream to hydrate her skin.

Hey babe. Lemme perform The Michael Cera Water Hose on you. I wanna hydrate your skin.

by Jasian1028 February 25, 2024