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to fart without shitting

to talk about or plan on doing some activity with others whithout going through with it; especially if this hapens at the last moment.
Example 1:

John: Carmela keeps saying she wants to go for dinner with me, but then she always rainchecks last minute.

James: Man, you shouldn't take that shit. She farts without shitting, man!

Example 2:

Bob: Jim said was gonna come along tonight, but then he totally ditched us yet again! That is to fart without shitting, man!
by Berlusconi_i_miei_coglion December 4, 2010
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Circular Fart Fetish

The pleasure one obtains when one farts while passing through revolving doors, and then watching for that moment when other people pass through the same doors, smell the captured fart in the compartment, and react to the gift that keeps on giving. Similar to Linear Fart Fetish, when one farts at the bottom of an escalator and then turns around to watch people below as they pass through the invisible cloud of odor.
Wilfred could entertain himself for hours, indulging his circular fart fetish, by passing gas in the revolving doors at work, then watching from the sidewalk as his co-workers got caught in an endless cycle of his noxious contributions.
by The Grimm Reaper July 22, 2018
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fart 20 blaze it

When you're so high you suck a fart out of the someone's butt while having intercourse.
"Dude she was she was smoke show so I had to fart 20 blaze it!"
by Thepaesker51 May 6, 2016
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The Illegal Immigrant Fart

The act in which a woman farts normally; but instead of it traveling out into the crisp air for proper fermentation, it travels into the vagina with no greeting or documentation ready at the time of entry. The fart is then blown back out and deported as a queef. Afterwards, there is usually a sense of serious pain and regret for one's own existence. A want for a shower also usually follows.
"Wow, something stinks around here. It must be The Illegal Immigrant Fart because it smells like fish and shit."
by QuenchingQueefer June 6, 2022
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lady part fart

a more comical and sophisticated way of saying queef otherwise known as a vaginal fart or lady fart.
Aye girl lemme get that lady part fart
by I_am_a_pseudonym January 21, 2020
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Open-Anus Fart

When your fart opens your anus releasing a wad of air while producing no noise.This fart can either be stinky or have no smell at all. If your stomach hurts than your fart will be hot and smelly.
I just farted and it was open-anus. My stomach hurts..did you smell it?
by steph and holly December 3, 2003
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second hand fart

The first person farts and another person breathes that fart but breathes in onto somebody else thus being a 2nd hand fart
(Also can be into your hand and letting it onto someone else)
Dave: Woah your breath stinks of ass you should brush your teeth once in a while
Yiam: Its not my breath its a 2nd hand fart from ollie! :P
by Jay Clarkson February 21, 2005
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