Vegemite beans

The small bits of poo that fall out when your constipated

OR

The pebbles of shit that poor out your urethra after anal sex (gay)

Oh man I need to eat more fibre, having some really bad Vegemite beans!

OR
Oh man me and my bro kyle last night got down and dirty! Regret it now though with all the Vegemite beans I’m pissing out!

by Reerooter August 29, 2022

Bean pasta

bean in pasta haha funny

I ate bean pasta

by soupitysoup September 9, 2022

beans

money

how much many beans you have??????????!?!?!?!@?!?!???!@:L;lwqrisgtfyu gsfyu
beans many i have, over 456546276734627346723427315678430 duodecillion beands

by hdijasdo;iawsjdoisdkofp sdjmdj September 12, 2022

Hole Bean Brew

The pouring of lukewarm brewed coffee between the cheeks of a woman’s booty. (Starting at the Coccyx) The coffee will gently pass over the booty hole and superficially in and around the vagina. Dripping into a mug of your choice.

“Hey babe, how about some Hole Bean Brew to start your day?”

by Levl7 January 29, 2026

Half Bean Brew

Much like the Hole Bean Brew, the Half Bean Brew begins at the back of the Vagina (closest to the booty hole) Lukewarm coffee is poured and superficially passes in and around the length of the vagina and dripping into a mug of your choice.

Female- “Would you like something from Starbucks?”
Male- I’d rather have some Half Bean Brew, if you’re good for that?”
Female- “Yeah, that works.”

by Levl7 January 29, 2026

Greganzo beans

Beans that are used to substitute a cucumber and tomato salad

Man I'm never gonna order from them again. I asked for tomato and cucumber salad and they gave me Greganzo beans. Yuck!!!

by Jamzs February 1, 2026

Flicking Bean The Long Way

Another way of saying waxing pole, choking the chicken, cranking hog, or spanking your monkey. AKA masturbating

I walk into a sperm bank for some extra money, all I gotta do is start Flicking Bean The Long Way!

by #LOCKEDIN March 2, 2026