J’n my D

A term for jacking off made famous by comedian Christina Pazsitzky on the Your Mom’s House podcast.

My girlfriend: would you like to have sex?

Me: not right now, but maybe later.

My girlfriend: why?

Me: I just got done J’n my D.

by Doitallnight March 04, 2024

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H. A. N. D

Hating ass nigga disorder when a person is consistently a hater

have you gotten your potential H. A. N. D diagnosis yet

by King of anime January 02, 2023

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is that Wyatt D

yeah

doesn't he like Skylar S
yeah

by ...SOMEONE_A April 19, 2021

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Heroic D the rapper

by HD dictionary April 12, 2022

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Abbreviation for ‘do not sexualise’ - used when you don’t want people to comment on you sexually or objectifying, or view you in that way

I am 16 so please d n s (or dns)

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To move a date no more than 5 business days in the future

I 6.2’d Fred this morning to move lunch, now we’re having lunch in 5 business days.

by Depressed Fish August 22, 2023

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When a friend says they want to hangout with you, but then ignores you, and doesn't hang out.

Jim:"Did Derek text you back, when he was going to head over?"
Jerry:"No, I think he's pulling a D-rock tonight..."

by FuckingShitFaceCum August 12, 2017

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