i already have a water bottle

You have a bottle with nothing in it

I already have a water bottle

by ur mom gave me this name March 7, 2022

Tap water

Poor shit for poor people

Dude do you have tap water? Nah that's poor people shit.

by Foobackwards December 30, 2020

Waters Law

Somewhere between Murphys law and A watched pot never boils. Waters Law: Nothing you want to happen will happen until its inconvenient or impossible for you.

Example of Waters Law:
You have been asking for a raise for months, you deserve it. In frustration you sign on to a different company for a raise. The day you do your boss calls you and tells you you're getting a raise worth more than your salary at the other job.

by anonymous May 4, 2023

Cherry Water

Squirting while on your period

“Man, I made that bitch cherry water”

by Kodapop February 27, 2021

a spoon in a glass of water

An exclamation showing one’s dislike for food photos.

I showed Stephen a spoon in a glass of water when he kept sending me food photos. He stopped soon after!

by megan11000 March 12, 2021

fresh water gorilla

Someone who is well rounded, distinguished and kind. They are a little low key crazy and a complete savage when he needs to handle conflicts.

He handled that like a fresh water gorilla

by FWG degree April 4, 2023

Water Sausage

A derogatory term used to refer to cucumbers.

“I asked for a proper sandwich, not one filled with soggy lettuce and those vile water sausages.”

by ColonistDeme April 15, 2025