meat poutine

A "meat poutine" is when a white guy tries to make a social connection with a girl he likes but is awkward as fuck and cant slide into the D.M.s properly.

I tried to get this girl to know I'm interested but I totally made a meat poutine of myself.

by little_wing December 5, 2017

meat piece

a word describing a female in which you dont have a relationship with, because you are keeping in the hook up or friend zone incase a hotter girl comes along.

yeah man strictly meat piece material.

by acinorev egiap August 13, 2011

meat thot

A female or male that isn't interested in a serious relationships; but is a cereal dater just for a decent meal.

The meat Thot expressed that she's not interested in us being a couple; but she still desires for us to par take in dinner dates.

by Toomich March 8, 2017

Meat Hoodie

Another name for foreskin.

He had a meat hoodie so I guess he isn't really Jewish.

by Badbrad September 24, 2016

Mississippi Meat Grinder

When a girl uses too much teeth on a blow job

She was a mississippi meat grinder

by Thexkzjsdnxx May 7, 2015

meat-cock

A penis that is too large to be erected, so all it can just dangle around like big soft sausage.

"Man, I wish my dick wasn't so big. I don't have enough blood to make it hard. I have stuffed it in like some sock filled with minced meat.
Dude, I don't care about your meat-cock. I don't even know you!"

by Hmanlyman February 9, 2020

slippery meat

What you call a penis when, during sexual intercourse, the penis slips out of the vagina on the pull-back and it hits and enters the anus on re-entry.

*Girl screams in pain* "Ah shit! I didn't mean to put it in your ass, I just got some slippery meat."

by uSathane April 13, 2019