Too cute for me

When a girl is saying this and you know you’re actually not. That is the biggest cap of the year

Sam is way too cute for me, he’s out of my league.

That girl is way too cute for me idk how I can talk to her.

by Notgoodatwords July 17, 2020

Give Me The Keys

What you say to a drunk person so that they don't suffer a car crash

Drunk Guy: I'm gonna hom

Friend: Give me the keys, dude, you're drunk dammit

by MoisesTheSocialDemocrat August 10, 2020

gravitate me hoe

It means for a woman to put the man on the ground and suck his dick while she stands up. You can also just say it’s gravitate

Jack: Hey Blake guess what!
Blake: what?
Jack: I told Grace to gravitate me hoe and she did it soooo good

by HahaFunnyLol I am child August 18, 2020

Do Re-Me

The sound of Music.

Why certainly I would love another Do Re-Me.

by BeLovedPaint August 29, 2020

fuck me pumps

Shoes/heels one wears in hopes to get fucked in.

Oh my god ! Look at any ! She’s wearing her fuck me pumps !

by Thatrahrahbitch September 18, 2020

knob me off

This means to suck a mans penis.

Guy 1: I'm gonna see if that hot girl over there at the bar will knob me off tonight. Guy 2: Hey bro do you think she will do me too? Guy 1: Go find your own.

by jimmybomm October 29, 2020

wrap me in plastic

I'm done; I'm over it; I'm dead

"A 3 hour wait for Hagrid's Motorbike Adventure? Absolutely not. Wrap me in plastic."

by d0llface1197 October 29, 2020