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The green new economy 

The end result of aldous Huxley's brave new world if the democrats take things too far.
The green new economy is all about the concept of buying indulgences and sinning again

lime green ear wax

Lime Green Ear Wax is a sexually transmitted illness involving infection of the ears.

Reference from Marshall Rodriguez, M.D.

-Causes-
Lime green Ear Wax is caused by the bacteria through unprotected sex.
Lime Green Ear Wax can cause a type of swelling (inflammation) of the ear. Lime green Ear wax and gonorrhea often occur together.
People who are sexually active and those with multiple sexual partners are at highest risk for a lime green ear wax infection.
Different strains of gonorrhea cause genital, eye, ear,lymph node, and respiratory infections.

-Symptoms-
Difficulty urinating

Painful urination
Lime Green Ear Wax

Burning sensation during urination
Discharge from the penis
Redness, swelling, itching of the opening of the urethra at tip of the penis and ears
Swelling and tenderness of the testicles
The symptoms can appear similar to those of infection with chlamydia, but continue even after after treatment
Dr.-"So what seems to be the problem?"
Patient-"Well Doc theres some lime green ear wax coming out of my ear..."
Dr.-"Sounds like you need to protect yourself"

the green new deal 

the exact opposite of roosevelt's new deal
what is the purpose of the green new deal anyways? i just don't get it.

paint me green 

Expression said when one has lost any bet regarding chicks.
You got your dick sucked first so go ahead and paint me green

Mike Green 

NHL player (Washington Caps).

Dan Aykroyd's hockey playing twin. Both are Canadian, look/are overweight and have a receding hairline.

The second most unattractive player for the Washington Caps. His girlfriend's name is Gr8. She eats children and small furry animals.

Drives a car designed by douchebags for douchebags.
Mike Green: My name is Mike Lambor-Green-hi!!! Ain't I clever, eh?

Gr8: ARghvgqliwbvü098r0z8vgob048tr9^74tz873gtf87u
Play hard I Crosby no good I better I dum dum dum I Stanley Cup I in Brooksy ass I liiiiike it warm
Mike Green by The Happy Humanist February 13, 2010

algorean green 

Ridiculous energy saving strategies to reduce the carbon footprint.
The company I work for is really algorean green. They installed a $39 motion detector to control a $3.90 light bulb that will use 39 cents worth of electricity in 39 years.
algorean green by M79 December 4, 2010