My God

You're obviously speaking in the context of Jordan's bullshit but no...

Hym "No. It's not my God. My 'God' is freedom and I will kill yours to appease mine."

by Hym Iam February 22, 2024

Axel The God

Axel was a mouse god who lived 200,054,363 years ago and people believe he died 2,727 years ago but really he died 200,054,363 years ago by a dinosaur god named Mr. Felix who was also died because a volcano erupted, Axel The God was born 13.9 billion years ago. His friend was Haruto the Shark God from Japan.

Person 1: Do you know Axel?
Person 2: Axel? The God? You mean Axel The God? Yeah, that boy fucking died.

by Dumbassfuckhead June 11, 2025

Intellectual god

Masc: intellectual god

Fem: intellectual goddess

An ironic term used to describe someone of surprisingly inferior intelligence.

Hannah: Isn't Bangkok the capital of Asia?
Will: Hannah, you intellectual goddess! Do you want an award?

by Cool shoes. March 4, 2016

I took four pills of Tylenol please help oh god

my bones hurt

I took four pills of Tylenol please help oh god send me to the hospital.

by fruitystarz0 October 11, 2023

bearded god

A bearded man whose facial hair is of such epic proportions that it makes everything cream in there pants

Dude did you see Jared letos beard omg he is a bearded god

by lordsnoww March 6, 2015

god

me

I am literally god and also i fucked your mom

by Leni 😎 September 22, 2023

God is annoying

God is annoying. They don't not agree to anyone who speaks nothing but the truth and always are adamant and listen to themselves only.

I spoke nothing but the truth by the annoying god did not believe me . God is annoying

by Annoying god May 19, 2022