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Circular Fart Fetish

The pleasure one obtains when one farts while passing through revolving doors, and then watching for that moment when other people pass through the same doors, smell the captured fart in the compartment, and react to the gift that keeps on giving. Similar to Linear Fart Fetish, when one farts at the bottom of an escalator and then turns around to watch people below as they pass through the invisible cloud of odor.
Wilfred could entertain himself for hours, indulging his circular fart fetish, by passing gas in the revolving doors at work, then watching from the sidewalk as his co-workers got caught in an endless cycle of his noxious contributions.
by The Grimm Reaper July 22, 2018
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The Illegal Immigrant Fart

The act in which a woman farts normally; but instead of it traveling out into the crisp air for proper fermentation, it travels into the vagina with no greeting or documentation ready at the time of entry. The fart is then blown back out and deported as a queef. Afterwards, there is usually a sense of serious pain and regret for one's own existence. A want for a shower also usually follows.
"Wow, something stinks around here. It must be The Illegal Immigrant Fart because it smells like fish and shit."
by QuenchingQueefer June 6, 2022
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Open-Anus Fart

When your fart opens your anus releasing a wad of air while producing no noise.This fart can either be stinky or have no smell at all. If your stomach hurts than your fart will be hot and smelly.
I just farted and it was open-anus. My stomach hurts..did you smell it?
by steph and holly December 3, 2003
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second hand fart

The first person farts and another person breathes that fart but breathes in onto somebody else thus being a 2nd hand fart
(Also can be into your hand and letting it onto someone else)
Dave: Woah your breath stinks of ass you should brush your teeth once in a while
Yiam: Its not my breath its a 2nd hand fart from ollie! :P
by Jay Clarkson February 21, 2005
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Heart-to-heart fart

When a warm, touching, heart-to-heart moment between two people is hilariously ruined by one of them ripping a huge fart.
Max and Julia's deep conversation about the future of their relationship was toatally thrown off track by Max's Heart-to-heart fart.
by RMC123 February 18, 2009
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pussy fart cocktail

a girl takes a huge shit into a cocktail glass and tops it off with a wicked pussy fart. The shit is optional but the pussy fart is mandatory. you may do what you want with the finished cocktail...
Bill: dude i'm craving something awesome
Jessica: do you want to put it in my asshole?
Bill: No i want a pussy fart cocktail
Jessica: ok perfect, i just ate taco bell and have lots of air in my puss
by Jamal Schwartz October 21, 2010
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potato chip fart

A disturbing and lingering fart, that is often silent in nature and resembles opening a packet of original potato chips on a hot day.
"God damn it Ashlea, your potato chip fart is lingering and fucking up my nostrils!!"

"Robbo get your potato chip fart ass away from me and poop swagger thata way!"
by poop police February 1, 2014
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