snorkle dork

a kid obsessed with swimming

That kid who's petitioning for a 24 hour pool is suck a snorkle dork.

by courter July 4, 2006

H Dort

the nickname given only to the kid with the funny last name. the volleyball player, the girl thats kind of a big deal... <3

"Hey man, we got to go chill with H Dort, she's da bomb!"

What up H Dort?"

Nice game H Dort."

by Heather D13 December 17, 2008

Johny Dorito

One who gets stoned eats dorito's and strongly resembles Ed from Ed, Edd, and Eddy.

"That kid is so high."
"Yeah...That johny dorito is so dumb."

by nitereeper10 February 10, 2010

giga-dork

Dork to the power of 1,000.

Larry has a shrine to Princess Leia.. what a giga-dork.

by dysco_dave January 15, 2010

Double Dork

Double penetration

Me and my mate were with your girlfriend last night. Man, she really loves being double dorked.

by More Power June 2, 2010

Road Dork

A driver who can't follow directions, leaves their turn signal on too long, constantly fails to signal when switching lanes, goes way too slow under posted speed limit, tailgates in a furious manner and/or failing to use proper road etiquette while driving.
Bad driver
Angry driver
a rushed driver

Lily is driving a long and a guys tailgates behind her, frustrated the driver swerves into the other lane without signaling almost hitting another car, speeds up to the car in front and swerves back into the previous lane, cutting off Lily.

Lily to herself: Stupid Road Dork!

by mattan2900 September 4, 2010

Dinka dork

A younger kid. Dinka is a nickname. Dinka is addicted to games on a computer or tv

Stop being a dinka dork

by Grebneknehs March 23, 2011