Cold butter

A homoerotic substance. Use it to destroy your bread and never spread the way you want it to.

Tim: “I love cold butter.”
Tim’s Brother: “look that up on urban dictionary, I bet it’s Homoerotic.”

by GuyYouKnewInMiddleSchool October 27, 2021

Put that peanut butter on the jelly

An instruction to perform a predetermined action or series of actions swiftly.

When my driver education student took a turn across oncoming traffic excessively leisurely I barked "Put that peanut butter on the jelly, son!"

by Cleveland_50 July 16, 2019

Butters

Butters means ugly. If someone's ugly you will call em' butters.

Mate1: Do you wanna get with her?
Mate2: Nah fuck that she's butters.
Mate1: Yeah yeah.

by Qdyt March 21, 2015

Butter on my corn till I pop

"Butter on my corn till I pop" is a way of saying someone is indulging in something until they reach their limit, much like slathering butter on corn on the cob until it's swimming in it. Imagine a piece of corn so enthusiastic about getting dressed up in butter that it doesn't know when to say "enough!" and keeps going until—pop!—it metaphorically transforms into a popcorn kernel bursting with too much excitement.

Alternate:
Edge until climax

“Jeeze I’m about to lose myself playing Plants Versus Zombies Garden Warfare 2 tonight, just butter on my corn till I pop!

Alternate:
Person 1: “Richie’s mom is such a milf.”
Person 2: “Yeah, she can butter on my corn till I pop!”

by Bean Cream! April 10, 2024

butter-sticked

An obscure urban Minneapolis-based term for a sloppy reload, esp. with a pistol. The "butter-stick" refers to the magazine of the gun, as someone struggles to insert the magazine into the well due to shaking, slipping, or wrong angle, like in this case, a stick of butter. New, inexperienced, or under pressure shooters, often in combat, tend to butter-stick their mags more than others.

Tyler butter-sticked his spare magazine in the middle of a shootout over North.

by Hi! I'm Paul! March 31, 2022

Nerd Butter

The sweat from a nerds ballsack when they have been watching anime for 72 hours straight without taking a shower

Jack: Hey my toast is done but there's no butter in the fridge.
Dillon: Don't worry bro, I got some nerd butter on standby.

by MagicJoshXXL April 7, 2025

Skud Butter

The cream left on the dick fresh after doin’ deed.

“She sucked my skud butter right off after”

by SGAG November 26, 2023