A person who over values a woman in a foolish and embarrassing manner. The person deemed a “simp” is among society’s least worthy and pathetic individuals.
Friend 1: Yo bro, You know that Tamil guy Javiathan? He’s a simp!
Friend 2: why you say that?
Friend 1: because he’s chatting and attempting to hit on a preggo, 2/10 broad whose lacking and craving male attention in every shape and form, with the hopes of it going somewhere.
Friend 2: wow thanks, I definitely understand what a simp is now.
Friend 1: yea man, some say it may even be an acute syndrome that is incurable and linked to cuckitosis.
Friend 2: why you say that?
Friend 1: because he’s chatting and attempting to hit on a preggo, 2/10 broad whose lacking and craving male attention in every shape and form, with the hopes of it going somewhere.
Friend 2: wow thanks, I definitely understand what a simp is now.
Friend 1: yea man, some say it may even be an acute syndrome that is incurable and linked to cuckitosis.
by Friending friend February 13, 2020
Get the Simpmug. by JFireGamimg June 4, 2020
Get the Simpmug. Ali the simp : bro i made her assignments just to build trust, we are not even dating
dee : you're a simp
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by Sabkapapahumai June 30, 2024
Get the Simpmug. A man who is pussy whipped to the max. Willing to give up their whole life to be with this girl. Also know as jayce Hutchinson king simp himself
by JOHNSON_ERIK February 2, 2020
Get the Simpmug. by the bhs vamp April 26, 2022
Get the simpmug. A man/women who pretends to have similarities with a person of interest just to raise the chances of getting in their pants
Ryan: sorry I couldn’t play COD man, I took Alya to the planetarium
Alex: why? You don’t even like school, let alone bullshit about Space
Ryan: I’m just tryinna smash as soon as possible, she’s super hot so it’s worth it
Alex: You’re such a fuckin simp
Alex: why? You don’t even like school, let alone bullshit about Space
Ryan: I’m just tryinna smash as soon as possible, she’s super hot so it’s worth it
Alex: You’re such a fuckin simp
by SimpH8er January 29, 2021
Get the Simpmug. 