John Lam

Uploads leaked gifs of footage for Marvel films.

Yo, did you see the new Avengers leaked footage?

Yeah! It John Lam-ed onto the Internet!

by DatRandomExtra July 17, 2016

John Gaylord

Slang word for anyones' gay dad, especially Donald Trump

"Donald Trump is the gayest fag I've ever set eyes on!"
"Yeah, he's a total John Gaylord"
"WTF does that even mean?"

by John_Gaylord July 4, 2016

john travoltaed

To completely screw up someone's name.

Hey dude, did you hear? Apparently Mr. Crane totally John Travoltaed Suzy's last name at the award ceremony last night.

by Batman Namtab June 15, 2016

John Cena

An old ass meme

Person 1: how old is your great grandmother?
Person 2: as old as the John Cena meme

by SynthiaRose June 11, 2016

St John Rigby

a college in orrell, full of wools and if you go there you are a wool

you're going to st john rigby, you're a wool

by yedaaa June 14, 2016

poopy john

A toilet with poop

Look at that poopy John

by The me face January 15, 2018

eat my john

The equivalent to "suck my dick."

"Dude you suck at Mario Kart"
"Eat my john."

by Nerf or Nothing96 January 16, 2018