Sock Guy

They love playing football ⚽ and they are a total simp . They don't know if they like Margarita's more than Amal's .

THEY TOUGHT THEY WERE BEING CALLED SUN GUY FOR ALMOST 4 MONTHS ☀.

THEY LOVE BOYS MORE THAN FOOTBALL .
They don't like to play with their little sisters . 😥

Me - hey look behind you it is sock guy !!! 🧦
MY BFF - Hiiii Sock Guy

SOCK GUY - STOP CALLING ME SUN GUY !!!!!!!!!!!

by Donutworry March 30, 2022

bob guy

Someone who is a Cum Butt Fuck™ and doesn't know how to teach. They seem like the type of person to pronounce "cool whip" as "cool hoo-ip". If you ever have this cum butt fuck as a teacher, I apologize.

Bob Guy is drawing dead people on the screen again.

by gnatosaurus.rex October 15, 2018

Scary cow guy

A scary ass fish that has six hooves on all eight of it's legs. The fifty foot long freakshow will fly into your house at night and eat babies and replace them with their own. Unsuspecting mothers will have a poisonous flying eight legged, winged, six hooved dinosaur nightmare fish to deal with in the morning.

Mom: my life is ruined, I have apoisonous flying eight legged, winged, six hooved dinosaur nightmare fish to deal with for the rest of my life. That damned Scary cow guy.

by srygrndma December 1, 2018

Shy guy

That one person that always uses the corner urinal and turns their body towards the wall

Josh is such a shy guy, He always tries to hide his peeing.

by Jahamez August 10, 2019

The good old guy

The one you want by your side in time of trouble.

"Who are you?"
"I am Him"

"him who?"

"Jalaj —the good old guy. "

by Classic Medivh September 14, 2025

Hammer guy

Hohohoho! That uh... I know it's a little late for it but.... You know.. Don't implicate me in things... This all started because i was implicated in things I didn't want to be implicated in... So...

Hym "Holy crap hammer guy! Wow!"

Iam "You're just now getting to this?"

Hym "Yes! We have a ton of back-log! There isn't enough time in the day. If my labor wasn't being exploited on all fronts by people who already have more than they will ever need I be able to get to it but DAMN! You see that motherfucker hammer that guy!?"

Iam "Yeah... I have made it clear I don't like people taking my name in vain and the only thing I've told anyone to do is give me credit for the things I've done and pay me for services rendered.... So.... Yeah... Not on me..."

by Hym Iam December 20, 2022

Roy Guy

A rather weird person who always eats anever gains weight and shouts rarrr uncontrolably. He also likes to suck thy cock.Check Check da konnay

'Wow that roy guy boy is so gay he is so thin i think i could pick my teeth with him'

by Your mammas titties March 1, 2009