Pitch Slap

When you accept an unsolicited invitation on social media, only to receive an immediate response by the contact pitching their latest product.

Abuse is common on LinkedIn by "Tech Bros", offshore resources, financial advisors, and desperate sales professionals whom lack any tact or "book smarts".

I just received this request from this Tech Bro Benton based out of San Francisco.

I bet if I accept it he'll "Pitch Slap" me immediately regarding his company's latest AI driven SaaS Security Architecture sitting on a best in class custom built platform which is hybrid / secure / private cloud ready with a link to the demo.

DEEEECLINE.

by Lookin4LootDrops June 14, 2024

Slapping the Wood

A way to refer to masturbation using male genitalia

"I was Slapping the Wood last night."

by Aubri the Thugshaker May 12, 2023

SLAP MY NUTS

MEANS FUCK YOU

WHEN YOU GET MAD YOU WILL SAY SLAP MY NUTS

by October 27, 2021

Burlap slap

When a woman tries to lock her legs around you during sex so you smack a her clit like a burlap sack of potato’s

This chick tried to trap when as I was about to nut so I had to burlap slap her.

by CooterCritter34 July 20, 2024

slap your bald friend day

slap your bald friend day is a day where you slap your bald friend on the head

june 15th

oh hey its slap your bald friend day today, SLAP!

by okayokaylala June 13, 2023

kimchi slap

Slapping a man or woman with kimchi.

* So this girl kimchi slapped me yesterday*

by Kimchilover1234 April 26, 2017

dub slapped

a phrase used by people that live on the westside of their city that means to backhand someone while forming a "W" with your hand

"I dub slapped your sister for saying that!"

by Yeska April 19, 2008