Fiddle fart assing

To waste time doing anything and everything other than what you're supposed to be currently doing.

You boys better quit fiddle fart assing around and finish your homework.

by Ratcliff Grove Warrior November 20, 2017

Over trusting a fart

It’s when you think you are going to just fart and you shit your pants

Over trusting a fart can be very messy.

by Spacey69 January 17, 2023

counter attack fart

When you’re going down on your girl and she farts in your mouth. Suck in the fart. Go back up to kiss her and once your mouth is on hers blow the coochie poof back into her mouth. Now you’re in control.

She tried to hit me with the coochie poof. So I counter attack farted in her mouth.

by This Dude 101 May 16, 2021

farting around a shit

Self exlanatory. Happens to the best of us

Hey ! Go to the bathroom. You've been farting around a shit all morning.

by Rob dog wolfe January 28, 2017

Brown Fart

A fart that has come from a person with the surname of drazen (most likely a pant stainer)

"ewwww drazen you brown fart that stinks"

by 96edwy December 24, 2007

Egg fart

When a egg farts in a persons mouth

Dang it I just got egg farted

by Hhhsgsbsghvd June 3, 2019

fussy fart

Flatulation out of the vagina creating a momentary vibratory noise, causing the female to go 'oh!'. Aslo known as queef.

I just fussy farted out my cooter.

by Hanky Bocek May 21, 2003