counter attack fart

When you’re going down on your girl and she farts in your mouth. Suck in the fart. Go back up to kiss her and once your mouth is on hers blow the coochie poof back into her mouth. Now you’re in control.

She tried to hit me with the coochie poof. So I counter attack farted in her mouth.

by This Dude 101 May 16, 2021

front fart surprise

When a lady queefs for the first time.

I guess I hit the right spot, because it was a front fart surprise.

by Rawnuts69 July 27, 2023

farting around a shit

Self exlanatory. Happens to the best of us

Hey ! Go to the bathroom. You've been farting around a shit all morning.

by Rob dog wolfe January 28, 2017

Over trusting a fart

It’s when you think you are going to just fart and you shit your pants

Over trusting a fart can be very messy.

by Spacey69 January 17, 2023

Brown Fart

A fart that has come from a person with the surname of drazen (most likely a pant stainer)

"ewwww drazen you brown fart that stinks"

by 96edwy December 24, 2007

Egg fart

When a egg farts in a persons mouth

Dang it I just got egg farted

by Hhhsgsbsghvd June 3, 2019

fussy fart

Flatulation out of the vagina creating a momentary vibratory noise, causing the female to go 'oh!'. Aslo known as queef.

I just fussy farted out my cooter.

by Hanky Bocek May 21, 2003