John Douglas

That cunt with the fucked knee.

Also eats poo from the pan

Man 1 - Whos that man with the sore knee eating poo

Man 2 - oh its just classic john douglas

by Heisenberg_Fan1994 January 30, 2023

The John D. Theory

Any object, substance, or person has been created or built by a man/woman named John/Joan D. Whatever they created takes the place of their last name.

The John D. Theory is as follows: John D. Earth, also known as God, created the Earth.

by Kyle Ninneman February 28, 2020

John Yakuza

he is kiryu kazuma but people just call him john yakuza

"Do you know the main character from the hit games The Like A Dragon series?"
"Yes its John Yakuza"
"Kill Yourself you worthless piece of shit"

by makimer March 4, 2024

John Blackbaud

John Blackbaud is the man who created the hit school website Blackbaud. He founded the Blackbaud Foundation for Homeless Children in 1592.

Hey did you know John Blackbaud is the best?

by Andygub321 May 11, 2025

John Douglas

A kid who has a schmeet and sucks at 2k and crys when he gets kicked out of the xbox party

John douglas is gay

by daniel tubby September 30, 2020

John

They of guy who only likes 2 ugly bitches

Bruh they r so mid stop being a john

by Weedwacker420 September 26, 2021

John O’Leary’d

When one has drank the top shelf dry, it usually results in one being.. John O’Leary’d

Not heading out tonight man! Got John O’Leary’d last weekend still haven’t recovered

by Well Boi January 9, 2019