obsessive lord of the rings disorder

When you can't stop purchasing lord of the rings books.

In a bookshop, "Hi, can I have a newspaper please.....oh and can I just check what versions of lord of the rings books you have please?"
" Sorry I have obsessive lord of the rings disorder"

by Dazzapkb January 28, 2022

Lorde's Onion Rings Account

In 2017, Lorde's secret onion ring account on Instagram (OnionRingsWorldwide) - where she rated onion rings she tried - was exposed. She confirmed it was her on The Tonight Show.

Person 1: "Do you remember Lorde's Onion Rings Account?"
Person 2: *shudders* "That's when we turned to the dark timeline."

by girlfrontbyloona January 31, 2022

bakers cock ring

A Bakers Cock Ring is when one (usually elderly men) raps a twist tie around their cock to pervert it from leaking.

I used to leak everywhere before I started using a Bakers cock ring

by Ipoopmypants.com February 17, 2022

Change my ringtone

Another more socially acceptable term for bleaching your a**hole....

Please excuse me, I've got to go change my ringtone

by Crispyshelbycake March 2, 2022

Colorado O-Ring

When one eats the garter off the bride then shoots it out during the night then slides it back on the wife to finish the last nights dance

I pulled the Colorado o-ring off then took a dump after a snack then slid it back on for our final dance

by Yeeeeeeeeahhhhhh March 24, 2022

Lirian thigh-ring

:The over hang pudge caused by the pressure of a thigh-high stocking which maybe part of but not exclusive to Zettai ryōiki.

Also called
•Laetitian thigh-ring
•Felicity thigh-ring

Matt look at that cute cosplayers Lirian thigh-ring.
Jack I see it, you realize that’s a Trap though.

by Night-stix May 11, 2022

Johan and Rina

the best andre n cat duo you’ll ever see 😉

Someone : omg Johan and Rina r so cool 👍

by ikogalcm May 15, 2022