Oklahoma Hand Puppet

When you got to a gay concert and your significant other puts a finger up your ass

My buddy went to see the Boys from Oklahoma and sent me a picture of his wife giving him the Oklahoma Hand Puppet

by Puppet Muppet April 13, 2025

Second-Hand Faggot

Someone who doesn't smoke a bundle of cigarettes and walks by someone who does.

Faggot, originally known as a faggot, which is a bundle of sticks lit on fire.

Man I was walking down the street and this girl was smoking a pack of cigarettes and blew it in my face, so I told her

"don't make me no second-hand faggot nah."

by The Kream Collector January 19, 2024

Hand Sogns

Hand signs or gang signs used to communicate through online classes or community calls

jeff:*does hand sogns saying that we should leave the meeting*
teacher:I wonder what that poor boy is doing
Karen:what da hecc he doing imma talk to manager
jeff's friend: I agree
*leaves meeting

by the one guy who vibes April 13, 2020

hole hand

When you jack off so much that it seems that your hand has a hole in the center meant for the deed.

That guy doesn't need a woman, he has a hole hand.

by N2mechanix November 29, 2015

Hand-Cupped Fart

When you take both of your hands and cup your asshole until you fart. Then you remove your hands and cup your nose and inhale for afterburn.

Breaking News: Brian Lapis performed a Hand-Cupped Fart in the middle of his news report. Viewers at home are stunned to see his hands are wrinkled from the pungentcy.

by DeportTheMonkeys April 22, 2025

Syrup hands

Syrup hands/booty fingers. This happens when you wipe your ass and get doo doo on your fingertips. The smell of syrup is actually doo doo from the last time you Shitted. I’m not a scientist but I’m tell you, what was told by my professor and studies

I have syrup hands, I need to wash my hands ASAP

by Professor . Jackson February 28, 2019

hand break

A girlfriend or a wife you bring along on a trip

"I should of left the hand break at home"

by Dotty November 23, 2016