A gay man who is always hitting on other guys and trying to get other men to have sex with them most of the time its a pathetic desperate way and very noticeable.
A gay man walked into a bar a sat down right next to another man a says "your looking very nice tonight wanna get a lil more comfortable big man" ? The non-gay man socks the gay guy in the face so fucking hard he swallows all of his teeth and falls to the ground. The non gay guys says "fucking cock wrangler no balls for you to night" !
by Cold Steel RED HORIZON September 9, 2007
Get the cock wrangler mug.Usually an interjection. The word itself can have many literal meanings, however, based on your standpoint on matters of religion or diety. The 'God Cock', per se, could either be,for example, Absolutley massive, on a godly scale, to non-existent from an atheistic viewpoint.
God Cock! My testicles are perspiring. Marc, wipe them for me.
As a gerund or modifier: This is God-cocking bullshit.
As a gerund or modifier: This is God-cocking bullshit.
by Emoxgodxcock July 30, 2005
Get the God cock mug.When a guy and girl friend of yours are piss drunk and you determine they shouldn't do anything that involves their genitals, because 1) she's too drunk and horny and she really is a good girl, 2) he's got a girlfriend in another state who he wants to be loyal to when he's sober, 3) the girl just denied you (doesnt help that you're sober) so you dont want him gettin any, and 4) condoms will probably not be used. Just let the fuckers engage in spooning for a couple hours.
Man I hada cockblock my friend cause I know the girl he's with, and she's a good girl and doesn't deserve gettin knocked up or anything.
by Dave February 1, 2004
Get the cock block mug.(Noun) cock that is so perfect in every way (size, shape, taste) and can fuck so good as to give an out-of-this-world orgasm, it's as rare and special as moon rocks.
Chris: Ohhhh sweet jesus i can't wait to see john again!
Sara: Why's that?
Chris: cause he has a total moon cock!
Sara: Why's that?
Chris: cause he has a total moon cock!
by Tequila Mockingbird March 5, 2008
Get the Moon Cock mug.One who rides a cock like a jockey rides a horse. Usually used between teenage males to signify being a dick, a dumbass,or to let someone know that they're acting faggy.
Man, that Joe is a real cock jockey! I asked him if a could borrow five bucks and he called me a douche and walked off. Must be that time of the month!
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Did you see Caitlin today? What a cock jockey! I wouldn't mind puttin' one through her!
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Did you see Caitlin today? What a cock jockey! I wouldn't mind puttin' one through her!
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