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Third Eye Brown

Is the fissure at the end of the alimentary aqueduct through which compacted refuse of digestion - turned to ordure - is excreted from the body. More commonly known as the… ASSHOLE or Anus…Also called the chocolate starfish or the rusty bullet hole.
"Hey Dude how is your Third eye brown?"

"Well if you must know it's pretty brown considering I just took a huge shit."

"Oh that's cool."

"Really? You think that's cool? See I think it would be a lot cooler if you'd buy some fucking toilet paper so I could wipe my third eye. It can't see shit!"

booty anus poohole bum rectum
by ECHOROCK November 29, 2011
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kill a brown snake

To deficate; to take a shit; to take a dump; go number two etc..
Guy 1: You look a little sick are you okay?

Guy 2: No, it must have been something I ate. I got to go kill a brown snake.
by Crustache April 3, 2009
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Kellogg Brown & Root

Subsidiary of Halliburton, harbinger of death and destruction. Provides armed, military-style protection and slave-wage labor construction costs via their military support and contracting arms.
Person 1: Hmm, I heard that Kellogg Brown & Root controls the United States and that its board members hunt lobbyists while intoxicated in the Texas wilderness.
Person 2: It's a good thing that KBR has a private army and non-union workers so American business interests project a positive image to the international community!
Person 3: Whoever runs that company is probably rich as fuck and almost certainly rubs infant blood on their genitals!
by HiroProtagonist February 23, 2006
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milking the brown cow

Reaching around and squeezing the tits of the girl as she's on all-fours and you're deeply in her balloon knot
Man, I think I threw my back out while milking the brown cow last night.
by big_schnasty January 31, 2005
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Brown Ring of Death

An unfortunate occurence that is the result of
A) Spilling soda in the cupholder of your car
B) Neglecting to clean said soda for an extended period of time, causing it to condense into a brown, syrupy substance
C) Forgetting that crud is in there, so whenever you put a new drink in there and then rest it on your thigh as you are drinking, a disgusting brown ring is left on your trousers.

Unrelated to the similarly named Xbox 360 phenomenon, Red Ring of Death.
Joe: Hey man what happened to your trousers? That is some janky shit.
Craig: Gave myself the ol' Brown ring of death, mate. I need to stop being a lazy ass and clean my cupholder.
by ballsdeep6969 November 16, 2010
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brown middle school

a school located in texas that teachers don’t teach and gives our students spoiled milk . the students are decent but they’re messy no cap .
by youngdaggerdic. December 14, 2019
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Charlie Brown Tree

(n.) A sapling with little to no branches on it, especially during the winter where some individuals will decorate said sapling with ornaments that will ultimately weight it down. This can normally be seen in newly developed subdivisions in the suburbs and project housing.
"What the Hell is that thing leaning? Are those ornaments on a twig? Looks like someone decided to make a Charlie Brown tree for Christmas."
by tish_wyrd October 18, 2008
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