Brown eyed eagle

Having anal sex on a par 3 hole on a golf course.

Me and a girl snuck on to Pebble Beach Golf Course late one night and I gave her a brown eyed eagle.

by PeoplePlanter April 21, 2009

kill a brown snake

To deficate; to take a shit; to take a dump; go number two etc..

Guy 1: You look a little sick are you okay?

Guy 2: No, it must have been something I ate. I got to go kill a brown snake.

by Crustache April 3, 2009

Kellogg Brown & Root

Subsidiary of Halliburton, harbinger of death and destruction. Provides armed, military-style protection and slave-wage labor construction costs via their military support and contracting arms.

Person 1: Hmm, I heard that Kellogg Brown & Root controls the United States and that its board members hunt lobbyists while intoxicated in the Texas wilderness.
Person 2: It's a good thing that KBR has a private army and non-union workers so American business interests project a positive image to the international community!
Person 3: Whoever runs that company is probably rich as fuck and almost certainly rubs infant blood on their genitals!

by HiroProtagonist February 23, 2006

milking the brown cow

Reaching around and squeezing the tits of the girl as she's on all-fours and you're deeply in her balloon knot

Man, I think I threw my back out while milking the brown cow last night.

by big_schnasty January 31, 2005

Pull a Bobby Brown

Referring to the incident on Celebrity Fit Club, Season 7, The Art of War episode in which after Bobby Brown yells "Game Day", he shits his pants.
-Pulling a Bobby Brown
-Pulled a Bobby Brown

1)OMG I was a second away from pulling a Bobby Brown!
2)Dude just pulled a Bobby Brown while doing sit ups!
3)c'mon, don't pull a Bobby Brown on me

by krl0309 March 9, 2010

charlie brown karma

having sustained bad luck throughout your lifetime.

Poor Don Andersen has had so many shitty things happen to him, he's got Charlie Brown Karma written all over him.

by BCH January 14, 2008

Crying brown tears

When one is stricken with the illness colloquially known as 'the runs' or the more fancy medical title of 'diarrhoea', one's bottom is said to be crying brown tears.

Harris noticed that Jiminy didn't look too well and was disgusted to find that Jiminy's botty had been crying brown tears all day.

by Bottweasel October 30, 2011