tits in the river

i’m in there like swimwear

“My nipples are so hard they’re like tits in the river.”

by myCOCKadoodle May 08, 2021

tit time

That time when you feel a twitch so your missus shows you her tits, because they are awesome.

"Hey Jordon, its 22:10, you know what that means, tit time!"

by TJaldro69 May 04, 2017

Tit Fucker

A stupid person that has no brains.
A dumb ass.

When your buddy does something stupid "You shouldn't have done that tit fucker."

by coyotecotton June 09, 2022

tits jiggling

Verb (gender neutral). The act of breasts shifting up and down as a form of non-verbal expression. Can be used as part of an proposition or inquiry, or as a verb.

You: *see's something funny*

Friend: What's got your tits jiggling?

Dude I gotta show you this TikTok. It's got my tits jiggling so fast.

Nothing gets the tits jiggling more than when a new episode of South Park comes out.

Jesus! You scared the shit out of me. Got the tits jiggling and everything.

by Self Deprecating Geek September 13, 2023

Crumb tits

1- when you eat snacks and you have crumb all over your chest.
2-Your boobs are as small as a crumb

She has crumb tits.
Look at him eatting all the chips with his crumb ‘tis.

by QueenofDenile March 07, 2018

brooklyn tits

brooklyn tits are the biggest things on planet earth if not the universe 🌌

person 1-Dam that girl has big tits
Person 2- Nah bro it can't compare to brooklyn tits
Person 1- Whos that?
Person 1 - You dont know? Its the person with the biggest tits in the world

by IAMBLACCCKCKCKCKCKCKC November 23, 2021

Mama-big-tits

A gorgeous woman with large breasts who triggers lust in these who spots her.

Holy shit! I will do anything to suck on those breasts, mama-big-tits!

by Shadow1sd August 23, 2020