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A fuckass school in Chatham, Ontario with tiny dick losers that carry knives and shit in the fucking urinals
Oh man, you go to John McGregor Secondary School? I heard somebody wiped they shit on the fucking wall there.
by Antidongalong November 2, 2025
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Bertram John

Bertram John is a 59 cm tall nisse that is always in the friendzone
Bertram John: why did the kid throw the stick o butter out the window?
Dagmar: why?
Bertram John: too see a butter-fly!
Dagmar: haha Bertram you are such a good friend!!
by Sigmaen fra seden September 27, 2024
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John Serna

You might have seen his (John Serna) face before, however no real backstory has yet been given to that exact image. So it is known why it is a thing.
"Who is John Serna? Do you know what that is?"
by MrWaltenson June 7, 2022
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John Redcorn

The Parks and Rec actor who was shot. Rumor has it he was being harassed by his neighbor. They got into an altercation. The harasser shot the guy.
Hym "The Husband of the guy who played John Redcorn claims is was a hate-crime but the police say the is no evidence. This was always the goal. This is EXACTLY why I'm doing what I'm doing here. This was always the desired outcome for me. My life was always on the line. There is only EXACTLY ONE way for me to ensure that this doesn't end badly for me. And that is exactly why if it doesn't end well for me it needs to end badly for as many of YOU as possible. That is why they do it. They want ME to end up like John Redcorn OR resign myself to a life that is in no way commensurate with my deeds. They are trying to provoke me into an altercation so they kill me or ruin me or trap me in a life that I do not want and I don't have to let it happen. So you pay for that fucking AI bitch."
by Hym Iam June 5, 2025
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john allain

John Allain loves to cook and eat at the same time, he is a very talented person who knows how to sing and dance. John Allain is a loving person but can't make a woman to stay because he's not committed at all.
John Allain loves to cook and eat at the same time, he is a very talented person who knows how to sing and dance. John Allain is a loving person but can't make a woman to stay because he's not committed at all.
by ForV June 7, 2021
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John Derek

A confused person who doesn't know which name is his real name. Passport offices hate him.

Typically of Irish decent but has been known to have some Asian and Dutch heritage.

Has good management skills and knows the average expiry dates of most yoghurt brands without looking.
John Derek will sell you a golden wedge for way above asking price.
by Jaza23 November 25, 2021
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John Clayton Anderson

has a huge cock and will dick down your girl when he pleases
random dude: "john can you not fuck my girl every night please" John Clayton Anderson: "stfu fag I fuck whoever I want"
by SavageTroll420 February 16, 2021
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