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John Douglas

A kid who has a schmeet and sucks at 2k and crys when he gets kicked out of the xbox party
by daniel tubby September 30, 2020
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John Douglas

a queer boy with a shmeet
by daniel tubby September 30, 2020
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John Greenwood

An excellent mathematician taught by the man who inveted the number 0- Mr Sen. His name was inspired by himself.
John Greenwood has since then co-created the indro sen squad in memory of mr sen
by anonymous October 2, 2020
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john lau

john lau is not gonna BRO UP with you
by bro up October 3, 2020
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John moment

this is a term used by people for when someone, preferably by the name of John, says something or posts something that isn’t funny at all. that is when the term is used to show how unfunny your friend John is.
“dude, check this out!!”
*John shows something unfunny*
“wow, that’s an John moment.”
by Johnnotfunny2020 October 5, 2020
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john

john is an adorable boy with an unusually dry and sarcastic sense of humor. although he is super funny, he usually uses humor as a coping mechanism. he's pretty shy at first and takes awhile to open up, but once he does he becomes more comfortable around you and will definitely confide in you. he has a great taste in music and likes alternative, unpopular bands. he is very small and thin, and he also has the cutest brown eyes. he is really adorable but has no idea. he is pretty insecure so he stands with bad posture. he can seem jaded and negative a lot of the time, but he is the best friend you could ever ask for. it's hard not to have a crush on him :)
john does not appreciate being named after a toilet.
by slytherdor October 7, 2020
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Johned

Complete and utter destruction of something or someone
I just Johned the shit out of my girlfriend at cup pong earlier.
by anonymous October 7, 2020
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