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Late Night Meat Beating Materiel

It's basically just the materiel you use to masturbate, when you are lonely at night, and regular porn doesn't fill that depressing loneliness. Imagine you are lonely and you can't cum, and you really need to feel plesure, after having a hard day. What do you do? You try something different. Often consisting of all sorts of hentai, or in very special cases, two dwars shitting in each others assholes.
Person 1: Do you have something i can beat my meat to at night?
Person 2: Yea, i have some late night meat beating materiel you can use.
Person 1: Thanks, my masturbation was getting a bit stale.
by Stonecool October 23, 2017
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Meat cushion

Is the act of squeezing and fitting/fixing ur head inside the vagina pussy where both flaps wrap around ur entire head.
She meat cushioned me last night!
Are you able to meat cushion a guy with ease ?
Are you into meat cushioning ?
by Iysyaboyskinnypenis October 23, 2017
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meat cleats

A tire with great traction or tread.
When your diggin, all in, full throttle, balls too the wall you need the best tire for movement. "With them Meaty cleats and no fucks given you can make it through any mud hole son. God bless them meat cleats"
by Meatmannomeat October 26, 2017
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Meat Condom

When a man penetrates a woman while being penetrated anally by a man.
I totally used Tom as a meat Condom to fuck Katie the other day. It was so bro hot.
by Pepperoni hanger baby November 5, 2017
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boobus meat

boob region. simple enough. a term used by the attacker locating where they hit someone
did you see that cookie I threw? it hit her in the boobus meat.
by dumb cluck May 20, 2017
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hang my meat

Going to the bathroom to pull my slong out to piss.
Hey I gotta go to the restroom to go hang my meat.
by Tmartinez2013 May 22, 2017
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Meat Item

A person who has little to no real value rather than being "the real deal" they are a substitute ie instead of being meat they are known as a meat item
did you see the guy Emma is dating? he's a real 'Meat Item'
by Own_thing May 25, 2017
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