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shaking his own hand

"I opened up the bathroom door and Billy was in there, you know... shaking his own hand..."
by bigmacs November 30, 2013
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eli hand

that’s all eli hands just got a big dick
by notelihand May 16, 2022
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Second Hand Abandonment

When your grandfather abandons your father when he’s a young age leaving him unable to do the things that dads are supposed to teach you and since he never taught your dad he can’t teach you what you’re supposed to know about being a man.
Ryan doesn’t know how to use a hammer because his dad’s dad abandoned his father leaving Ryan suffering from second hand abandonment.
by Owen66 February 23, 2022
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Hand-off from hell

Believed to originate amongst the Welsh migrant population of Niagra Falls, Ontario, Canada. The hand-off from hell is a technique used in Rugby Union where you smash the palm of your hand into your opponents face sending them sprawling to the floor unable to stop your advance towards the try line.

In modern times it's usage is seen more often as a cheap shot in bar room brawls and was featured as a special move in 90s cult hit video game Jonah Lomu Rugby.
"Goodness me that hand-off from hell almost put him in ward 4!"

"Hope not Bill that's the maternity ward."
by Nog1988 January 15, 2019
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Second-hand gay

When a straight person has so many gay friends they come off as one one.
Oh no I’m straight I just suffer from second-hand gay
by Zozowitduhbowbow November 27, 2019
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Cum Hands

A high-five that is shared directly after you and another person masturbate, preferably without washing your hands first.
Last night me and Dillon came at the exact same time, we had to do Cum Hands after!
by AlexJonesInDisguise July 23, 2020
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texas hand grip

Where you jerk a guy off and rub his balls at the same time.
Yeah I gave him a Texas Hand Grip
by Overtime Whore November 8, 2017
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