Vaginal Cheese Crust

When a lady has an STD that makes it to where it looks all yellow and gets crusty and hardens.

Eww Tom the girl named Taylor Swift has Vaginal Cheese Crust .

by ZeroApplez October 17, 2017

The Cottage Cheese Sandwich

When a really skinny guy is involved in a threesome with two extremely fat chicks that have more cellulite than the craters on the surface of the moon.

My friend Brandon is addicted to The cottage cheese sandwich, some may say that it is in fact his favorite sexual activity.

by TheRealFuknCarl December 31, 2018

string cheese ass

When a chick straight moons you, and her tampon string is all chillin' like woah!

I was about to hit that shit, then she bent over and all I saw was that string cheese ass!

by Grizznix March 22, 2014

Ass cheese soup

A combination of old dirty fumunda cheese mixed with old gooch/taint smothered with shit stained undies.

Goddamn bro. Clean your apartment. It smells like ass cheese soup fer real fer real.

by Mpreal1 July 14, 2020

cheese smuggling goblin

The scummy French

Ahh I hate the French, the little cheese smuggling goblins

by Lydiaisfit February 26, 2019

Grilled cheese sandwich

(adj) When you go to fuck a girl the morning after a long night of shooting it in her dumpster. Its like peeling open a grilled cheese sandwich made with cheddr cheese.

I had to get the crowbar out to fuck her in her grilled cheese sandwich.

by bt January 12, 2005

melon cheese sex

If you are having sex with a watermelon or other similar fruit and more lubricant is required so you squirt in some cheese whiz.

i had some great melon cheese sex the other night, it was so moist and tasty afterwards.

by crazipaco February 6, 2009