Sugar Daddy: “How’s my boy doin’”
Sug. Baby: “After those new (insert expensive product) are delivered, I’ll be out of the box”

Bartholomew of the Eleventh House of Durbenshire Upon Avon: “Here’s your water, my friend.”
Bob: ::chugs water:: ::breathes heavily:: ::breathes heavily again:: :: and again:: “Oh my god. Thank you, Durby- running 6,000 miles can really wear a person out.. but this refreshment put me right back out of the box. I’m going to kiss you now.”
Durby: “... wait, what?..”
Durby: “.. Do it.”

Out of the box by N.A.V.I. January 14, 2022

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Rocky Mountain Snot Box

When you farmer your nose into her lady parts for lube

There was no KY jelly available but Rocky Mountain snot box and we were good to go.

Rocky Mountain Snot Box by Mbop January 14, 2022

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Sword in Box

When a penis gets vaginally inserted into a vacooch.

Me: “GUYS did you hear what Sydney and billy did last night ?”
Emma and delia: “What did syd do with that sexy athletic tall man????”
Me: “rumor has it he put his godly sword in her deep box”
Emma and delia: “he put his sword in her box?? I can’t believe syd got deflowered”
Me: “ I wish someone would put their sword in box”

Sword in Box by Urmom201 January 16, 2022

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Indiana juice box

The act of sticking a juice box into another person's asshole, and having them clench hard enough to blow the box open and squirt it in your face.

Last night Anna leigh gave me an indiana juice box in front of the fire place.

Indiana juice box by Buute whole January 17, 2022

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