I ate her meaty curtains on her slap pocket.
My cousin was on the rag on Thanksgiving so I couldn’t hit her slap pocket during half time. So I had to settle for a vigorous handy in the bathroom.
I was elbow deep in her slap pocket when her uncle walked in on us. Next thing I know I got a forearm working it’s way up my own slap pocket.
I could hear my old man working my moms slap pocket last night.
He was so big he stretched my slap pocket and I was gaping.
My cousin was on the rag on Thanksgiving so I couldn’t hit her slap pocket during half time. So I had to settle for a vigorous handy in the bathroom.
I was elbow deep in her slap pocket when her uncle walked in on us. Next thing I know I got a forearm working it’s way up my own slap pocket.
I could hear my old man working my moms slap pocket last night.
He was so big he stretched my slap pocket and I was gaping.
by Dick Onchin November 3, 2021
Get the Slap Pocketmug. When you slap someone around the face with the end crust of a loaf of bread, otherwise known as the slut (ie fingered by everyone but wanted by none)
by Jeff Jeffrey Jefferson September 19, 2018
Get the Slut Slapmug. by RJ, Jacek December 29, 2007
Get the couch slapmug. When you accept an unsolicited invitation on social media, only to receive an immediate response by the contact pitching their latest product.
Abuse is common on LinkedIn by "Tech Bros", offshore resources, financial advisors, and desperate sales professionals whom lack any tact or "book smarts".
Abuse is common on LinkedIn by "Tech Bros", offshore resources, financial advisors, and desperate sales professionals whom lack any tact or "book smarts".
I just received this request from this Tech Bro Benton based out of San Francisco.
I bet if I accept it he'll "Pitch Slap" me immediately regarding his company's latest AI driven SaaS Security Architecture sitting on a best in class custom built platform which is hybrid / secure / private cloud ready with a link to the demo.
DEEEECLINE.
I bet if I accept it he'll "Pitch Slap" me immediately regarding his company's latest AI driven SaaS Security Architecture sitting on a best in class custom built platform which is hybrid / secure / private cloud ready with a link to the demo.
DEEEECLINE.
by Lookin4LootDrops June 14, 2024
Get the Pitch Slapmug. by therealprotagonist March 28, 2022
Get the Eating a slapmug. A type of direct slap to the face (also known as a Bitch Slap) see definition. When someone agitates or pisses you off it usually has more resistance than a regular slap. It’s not hard enough to seriously injure them but pretty much let them know that you are serious and aren’t playing with them. You can apply this type of slap to females or guys. It will usually show some signs of marking on the face or cheek!
by Western Tunesmith February 24, 2021
Get the Pimp slapmug. 