Bean

Thinks they’re big but they’re teeny and too adorable to be threatening. They now believe that pigs can fly after witnessing it firsthand.

Bean fights for the people they love and they are also going to dig up my dead bird

You’re being a bean

by Vespers mum October 12, 2025

Baked Bean Bullshit

Some much bullshit it's packed in a can

Showing up to work after a long list of tasks
That is some baked bean Bullshit.

by Carbonated steele October 22, 2025

Coffee-beaned

Instead of coffee making you shit, the coffee is so good, it violently shits a visceral, fat, steamy shit, because it hates you and your family. Including your dog or cat (or goldfish).

That coffee was so good, I got coffee-beaned.

by wowzuhsss October 25, 2025

Bean Soup

A public pool that’s filled with a majority of mexicans

Dude don’t even try to go to the pool today, it’s a bean soup.

by stewbedasso556 October 29, 2025

Red Bean Rocket

The sexual act of inserting a twizzler or liquorice into a woman's annus and having her pushing it out into the tip of the male penis

Hey baby I got some red vines want to get freaky and do the red bean rocket

by Moonshot November 7, 2025

Bean Cramp

When you are helplessly begging your bf to let you nut but he won’t do what u say so your bean gets a cramp.

“Great, now I have a bean cramp because you keep denying my request”

by BeanCramper2000 November 11, 2025

Bean Play

The core art of using beans for tactile, eco-friendly erotic pleasure, part sex, part philosophy, blending sensuality with sustainability.

Do you want to try Bean Play tonight???

by Max Levio November 28, 2025