Slap my turkey

A way to say beating your meat.

Im gonna slap my turkey tonight even though its NoNutNovember.

by lebronisgoat November 2, 2018

Glack, Slap and Splat

The sound of your unwashed ass shitting in the shower. The glack of the turd slipping out, the sap of it against the pure white porcelain followed by the splat of schloppy fecal matter all over your ankles.

Sorry I took so long, I had to waffle stomp the remnants of my glack, slap and splat down the drain.

by /v/-tan November 20, 2024

Another slap ass month

There’s this girl with a fat arse and all last month I slapped it a and squished it and I want to do it again

Another slap ass month coz why not

by Hollie personal ass slapped November 2, 2019

The old nine ton slap' la dap

When somebody get absolutely manhandled to the point of near death.

So Jake got The old nine ton slap' la dap yesterday his funeral will be next month.

Mason is currently about to release The old nine ton slap' la dap no one in his vicinity will survive not even the children.

by -UnderscoreFresh- January 5, 2019

SLAP

The acronym for, "Sounds Like A Plan"

Him: Yo..what's up bro. I have a couple bottles of champagne. You want to pick up these girls and go to the jacuzzi?
Friend: Oh damn slap dog! Come pick me up!

Her: After I drop these kids off girl, we gonna go get our nails and are hair did and go to the club!
Friend: ooo Slapppp..
Aww yeah..we gonna tear it up tonight boo!

by SeanathonAllDay February 25, 2020

Battery Slap

A battery slap is an attack commonly used by cretins to stun their opponents. To perform the battery slap, creep up behind your victim and hit them on the back of their head with the wires of your battery pack. This will stun them for 3 moves, allowing you to do a follow up attack, such as a bean slap.

Person A: ...
Person B: “watch, I’ll battery slap them.”
-slap-
Person A: “ahhh help, I’m stunned and can’t defend myself!”

by KingPrimo November 28, 2019

Slap

4 hours of sleep. Too long to be a nap, too short to be a sleep.

"did you get any sleep last night?"

"nah, I only got a slap"
"ah sorry bro"

by slechea289 August 16, 2016