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Lava Rocks

An STD, transmitted in gay sex, in which the male inhibitor's testicles will start to glow red and will heat up to 700 degrees F, this results in tremendous pain and will eventually cause death.
Man 1: "Dude, I think I might have lava rocks"
Man 2: "Thats like the opposite of frosty balloons, what do you want on your epitaph?"
by PubicHairManiac May 8, 2018
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Rocking Red V

Australian MILF and GIFL. Also known as Brendan’s mum.
by Bridget92 December 19, 2020
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Industrialist Rock n' Roller

Industrialist Rock n' Roller \in-DUHS-tree-uh-list rok-uhn-rohl-er\, noun:

1. A person who owns or is involved in an enterprise whose purpose is to produce a product of objective Value in the mindless void of the entertainment industry.

2. A person of or relating to the characteristics of a Russell Turner
Russell Turner, the Industrialist Rock n' Roller produced his debut album without regard to public opinion holding the value of his product as the highest virtue.
by the Industrialist September 15, 2009
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Rock climbing

The act of straight men secretly having sex with their homie
I caught my boyfriend in bed with his male best friend in bed yesterday while he was supposed to be out “rock climbing”
by User826917631 April 27, 2022
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Crocodile Rock Paradox

The notion that every Elton John more or less sounds like crocodile rock
“This song sounds an awful lot like Crocodile Rock…”
“It’s an Elton John song, of course it does! You’ve never heard of the ‘Crocodile Rock Paradox’?”
by Matty Booboo July 24, 2022
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Go Kick Rocks

On TikTok specifically, it means Fuck Off. Commonly used by American Patriots against brainwashed MAGA troglodytes who suffer from the pity party male loneliness epidemic. It’s a last resort response since TikTok censors our original responses.
Tiny Penis MAGA: Women belong in the kitchen!
American Patriot: Go kick rocks, right wing Nazi!
by dat90skehd April 2, 2025
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Living Under a Rock

Someone or a group of people that are completely out of touch with current society and its progress.
The band Nefarious sounds like they’ve been living under a rock for 40 years.
by Rico Dali June 1, 2025
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