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mom spider

old bitch that is granny's daughter and also the mother of fuckdrina she is a huge ass spider that roams the spider cellar fuck her
by you don't know me probably yes January 18, 2024
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Ur mom

1.) An example of something big.

2.) The woman who carried you for 9 months only to not let you play video games.

3.) A lovely person who always takes care of you.

4.) The greatest and probably the oldest comeback to a roast.
Example:

Friend: What is the largest star discovered in the universe, one bigger than UY Scuti?

Me: Ur Mom
by AdmiralBitchyton August 3, 2022
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ur mom

a stupid joke made by a bunch of idiots, dont say it in front of ur teacher or ur gonna get it back to bite ya.
person 1: what are we supposed use this with?
person 2: ur mom
(person 1 beats person 2)
by kaellalien. June 6, 2018
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mom?

a term that can be used if you see your dead mom.
by wakamatuka August 28, 2023
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Ur Mom

Carter: Hi man, what did you do today?
Man: I made a list.

Carter: Whats on the list?
Man: Ur Mom
Ur mom
by Deffonitons February 3, 2022
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live laugh love mom

somebody, typically a southern mom, who loves the phrase live laugh love unironically, and they use it day to day. they also typically buy merchandise associated with it.
amy and lauren recently went on a trip to hobby lobby, and bought a live laugh love pillow. they would later bring this back to their house, where their kids made fun of them, calling them live laugh love moms
by paeudonym1994 June 27, 2022
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Mom

Mom beat me with a shoe
by Instantpizza66 August 8, 2019
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