David Gold

David is a very amazing man. When he walks by people stare in amazement. He is an example of what everyone needs in life.

Person 1: "Im feeling down"
Person 2: "You should watch David Gold sleep"
person 1: "That is exactly what I need"

by i love sPiCy Ed ShErAn February 14, 2022

go gold admin plz

A sentence by a player asking an admin which is probably not seeing his message, to drop a "Gold Box" in the game Tanki Online

"go gold admin plz"

by kleins? February 21, 2022

Mr.golden_vr

I gorilla tag player what is realy good at branching

"I can't get Mr.golden_vr"
"I just got juked

by Mr.golden_vr February 25, 2022

The golden dropper

When your fucking a girls mouth and when you finish cumming and a little pee comes out

Brain:”I heard you fucked Lisa yesterday”
Tod:”yeah! I gave her The golden dropper”

by Kk.zflop March 6, 2022

tommi golden

When someone is so bad at League of Legends, but still spends most of his life on it.

Wow, doeas he even have a life? No, he is a real tommi golden

by Aaaridolf March 21, 2022

fighting gold!

something that breaks your hand

"bro why are you're hands so sore"
"because id'ont knoe"
"have you been fighting gold! recently"
"yes.."
"ho ho ho!"
"TALKING BEN?"
"Yes?"
"DO YOU LOVE GOD?"
"ho ho ho!"
"DO YOU LOVE GOD?"
"ho ho ho!"
"DO YOU LOVE GOD?"
*suspense music plays*
"No."
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH'HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

"i dont love god"
"WE LOVE GOD! WE LOVE G'OD WE LOVE GO'D!"

gobblewobblenator3000

i eat fish
jk no i dont
jk yes i do
jk no i dont
jk yes i do
jk no i dont
jk yes i do
jk no i dont
LOL!!!

by KysonAndrews April 14, 2022

Liquid gold

Alcohol

Advertiser: This flask can hold 2 shots full of liquid gold!
Person: Oh, is that what they're calling alcohol nowadays?

by dinoroki April 17, 2022